prostate exam

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 07-Jan-2007 0:00:47

There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US.
But now a few women have entered the field.

A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy obeys and says, "99!!!"

The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."

Again, the guy says, "99."

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy says, "One...two.. .three... "

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 07-Jan-2007 0:48:10

Oh my god, that's great.

Of course, I don't know what you are talking about Becky.

*Blbobby says with an innocent little grin.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 07-Jan-2007 2:05:17

Innocent little grin my ass!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 07-Jan-2007 8:29:42

Such harsh language from a learn'd physician, or did you buy that degree online dear Becky?

Bob

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 07-Jan-2007 11:49:28

I bought it online. I didn't feel like wasting eight years of my life in medical school before I could perform prostate exams. Now start counting...

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 08-Jan-2007 15:09:50

one... ninety-eight... ouch stop it.

Bob

Post 7 by frequency (the music man) on Monday, 08-Jan-2007 17:32:44

jesus christ doc! can we get some forplay back there or what!

Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 08-Jan-2007 20:56:20

I agree frequency. Goddammit Becky have you ever heard of k y jelly?

Don't even think of sending me a bill, in fact I am contacting my lawyer.

Bob

Post 9 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2007 7:21:11

Hey, I'm new at this doctor stuff. Give me a break! Anyone want to let me practice on them?

Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2007 13:14:10

If you do, I'm a practicing psychologist, certified by the ubdi ubdi online institute of better learning. You need my help first. Just send credit card number to...

Bob